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PostSubject: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:15

Je vais reprendre ici les différents slogans et manifestes, sur l'autre topic ça se mélangeait trop avec les images ! Et en poster de nouveaux...
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:16

The Pink Panther Party Apocalyptic Ecology Manifesto


We are already dead ; our children already dead. We’re walking corpses, talking corpses, dancing corpses.

Everyone blabbers about pollution and human activity being a menace to the planet. Face it : there is no threat for the planet, only for the human kind and its way of life. If those ecologists really cared about Mother Earth, they would take a gun, go out in the street and shoot at random, trying to score. WE are the problem. WE are spoiling Mother Earth and killing her poooooooor innocent children – in many different ways : fast cruel death in a slaughterhouse, slow poisoning, enslavement ; for many different reasons : feeding on their proteins, using their skin, making money… No, those ecologists don’t give a fuck about Mother Earth, they only care about the survival of their own race and “civilization”. Animals and plants, ultimately, are only elements of human comfort. That’s why we want to keep them alive, like we want our favourite TV series to last for one more season. If we really cared about animals and plants… God, gimme some weapons of mass destruction ! Humanity being unable to restrain its need for luxury food, useless clothes and electric light, humanity has to be restrained. And, as no one seems able to take radical and massive decisions (who should we kill first ?), we keep on living like we always lived. With a good deal of hypocrisy, let our heart bleed over Mother Nature ; man loves crying over the toys he broke.

There’s no use in trying to slow down the process : it can’t be reversed. The longer it lasts, the bigger the damages… Nothing can be done ; let’s enjoy the fall. Human history ends like a parachute jump – without the parachute.
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:24

The PPP "Book Of The Low" (this being a spoof of Aleister Crowley's Book Of The Law)

Do whatever the fuck you wanna do shall be the whole of the law.

Love is the law, love of pizza.

Every man and every woman is a star. Every other man and every other woman is a paparazzi.

Every phone number is infinite ; there is no difference.

There is no bond that can unite the divided but money ; all else is a curse.

Let my servants be few & secret ; but not too secret, we need some fucking media exposure, boy.

Come forth, o children, under the stars, & take your fill of tv commercials !


I am above you and in you. My ecstasy is in yours. My joy is to see your joy. Buy a new cellphone to become a better human being.

(written under the inspiration of the three angels Huey, Dewey and Louie at the Abbey of Thelema and Louise)

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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:35

The PPP fully endorses and supports the Black Panther Party’s 10-Point Program ; the White Panther Party’s 10-Point Program ; the Yellow-dotted Purple Panther Party’s 10-Point Program.

PPP comments on the White Panthers Party 10 points programme
• “Total assault on the culture by any means necessary” : Total assault on all subcultures by any means necessary including dope, lipstick, water pistols, R.A. Lafferty books and fucking in the street ; not necessarily in that order. Mainstream culture will need more drastic weapons, like Beatles albums ; “when I hear the word Culture, I take my Revolver”
• “Free exchange of energy and materials” : Free exchange of any stuff you want to exchange, including “certain substances”, bodily fluids, used shoes, third world countries, gravy, small pieces of stone, a duck. Concerning “energy” : please stop using hippie rethorics.
• “Free food, clothes, housing, dope, music, bodies, medical care” : Free junkfood for everyone (including pizzas), free chinese clothes for everyone, free drugs for everyone (including painkillers, Prozac, sleeping pills, cappuccino, pizzas), free pizzas for everyone, free cardboard boxes to sleep in for everyone (like pizza boxes but bigger), free commercials for everyone, free plastic music for everyone (including Justice)
• “Free access to information media” : Free access to lies, rumours, tabloid trash, re-acted reality, propaganda, webcams, blogs. People should be free not only to comment the stuff they read, but to modify or erase it at their will. That shall be the whole of the law.
• “Free time and space for all humans” : Unemployment for everyone, in order to get free time to : watch more real-TV, do more dope, eat more pizza, get fat and stupid and die. Free suicide-cabins can be a cool way to achieve results faster.
• “Free all schools and all structures from corporate rule” : Destroy all schools. Education is a major problem, indeed. Education is one of the major enemies of general chaos. As such, it must be destroyed.
• “Free all prisoners everywhere” : Free all prisoners everywhere, that should be really fun, don’t you watch Prison Break, you stupid ?
• “Free all soldiers at once” : Free all soldiers at once, and make sure they can keep their military shoes and clothes. And all the weapons. Especially women. Ah, women in uniforms.
• “Free the people from their "leaders"” : Free the leaders from the “people” ! Things would be so easier, and population overload would end.


PPP comments on the Black Panthers Party 10 points programme
• “We want power to determine the destiny of our black and oppressed communities' education that teaches us our true history and our role in the present-day society. “ : We want the cancellation of history. Who cares about the past ?

• “We want completely free health care for all black and oppressed people.” : We want ompletely free health care, provided by clowns and naughty nurses.

• “We want an immediate end to police brutality and murder of black people, other people of color, all oppressed people inside the United States. “ We want police brutality as a Darwinian way of sorting out the weak and the strong.

• “We want an immediate end to all wars of aggression. “ : The only good war is a war of aggression. If countries didn’t try to protect themselves, everything would be faster.

• “We want full employment for our people.”: We want full unemployment for everyone.

• “We want an end to the robbery by the capitalists of our Black Community.” : We want Capitalism to turn into a religion, with churches and cool clothes and sacred music and books ! That would be the end of hypocrisy. Oh, and a new Spanish Inquisition, too. (you didn’t expect that one, did you ?)

• “We want decent housing, fit for the shelter of human beings. “ : We want cardboard boxes : cheap, light, and completely Darwinian.

• “We want freedom for all black and oppressed people now held in U. S. Federal, state, county, city and military prisons and jails. We want trials by a jury of peers for all persons charged with so-called crimes under the laws of this country.” : riminals should be judged by their peers, which means : other criminal. That’s absolutely logical, and that’s what we want.
• “We want land, bread, housing, education, clothing, justice, peace and people's community control of modern technology.” : We want cardboard boxes, pizzas, burritos, free Justice gigs and a control of everyone by modern technology.
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:47

The PPP believes rotting ideologies should be wiped out because they smell bad.
The PPP believes there is no love in this world anymore. If there ever was.
The PPP is not afraid to show hate whenever practical.
The PPP doesn’t need a cure there ain’t no cure for the war-time blues.
The PPP is neither CCC nor KKK ; quite 666, tho.
The PPP believes the PPP doesn’t exist. The PPP believes YOU don’t exist.
PPP members don’t need to be homosexual. But it may help.
PPP members don’t need to be heterosexual. But it may help.
PPP members don’t need to be un-sexual. But it may help.
PPP members don’t need to be alive. But it may help.
The PPP believes Lemmy is a greater political thinker (????) than most left-wings theoricists.
The PPP believes a good fascist is a dead fascist.
The PPP believes a good man is a dead man.
The PPP believes John Goodman isn't dead. Yet.
The PPP believes industrial music was dead with Throbbing Gristle. No, actually, and to be honnest, the PPP believes industrial music was dead before Throbbing Gristle ever existed. TG were hippies in disguise.
The PPP is neither dada nor dildo.
The PPP is to political structures what Spongebob is to actual culture.
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 14:53

POPULATION OVERLOAD, LADY GAGA, BOPAL, CARLO GIULIANI, MYLAY, SREBRENICA, KATYN, BRITNEY SPEARS, AUSCHWITZ, GREENHOUSE EFFECT, AIDS, EBOLA, TWIN TOWERS, TACO BELL, BERLIN WALL, MEXICAN WALL, PALESTINIAN WALL, THE WALL, TCHETCHNIA, TATU, TIBET, EAST TIMOR, SARAJEVO, GUANTANAMO, CIA, AGENT ORANGE, FBI, KFC, CALVIN KLEIN…

YES WE CAN !

Humanity : with you since the beginning.
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Thu 24 Sep 2009 - 17:49

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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Fri 25 Sep 2009 - 14:43

putain mec, si tu l'avais en haute def et un petit peu plus travaille cette image est tres bonne !!!
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Fri 25 Sep 2009 - 14:44

c'est interessant de retrouver ce qui a pu t'inspirer, comme :
1. Nous voulons chanter l'amour du danger, l'habitude de l'énergie et de la témérité.

2. Les éléments essentiels de notre poésie seront le courage, l'audace, et la révolte.

3. La littérature ayant jusqu'ici magnifié l'immobilité pensive, l'extase et le sommeil, nous
voulons exalter le mouvement agressif, l'insomnie fiévreuse, le pas gymnastique, le saut
périlleux, la gifle et le coup de poing.

4. Nous déclarons que la splendeur du monde s'est enrichie d'une beauté nouvelle: la beauté de
la vitesse.Une automobile de course avec son coffre orné de gros tuyaux tels des serpents à
l'haleine explosive... une automobile rugissante, qui a l'air de courir sur de la mitraille, est plus
belle que la Victoire de Samothrace.

5. Nous voulons chanter l'homme qui tient le volant dont la tige idéale traverse la terre, lancée
elle-même sur le circuit de son orbite... C'est en Italie que nous lançons ce manifeste de violence
culbutante et incendiaire, par lequel nous fondons aujourd'hui le Futurisme parce que nous
voulons délivrer l'Italie de sa gangrène d'archéologues, de cicérones et d'antiquaires...


c'est assez genial un manifeste...
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Fri 25 Sep 2009 - 14:46

"Humanity : with you since the beginning." tellement génial ce slogan, j'espère que Mx (s'il me lit ;-)) en fera quelquechose héhé ;-)
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Fri 25 Sep 2009 - 14:47

et tu as oublie H1N1 quand même!!!
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PostSubject: Re: PPP - manifestes et slogans, à citer, détourner, multiplier...   Sat 26 Sep 2009 - 4:14

lynn wrote:
putain mec, si tu l'avais en haute def et un petit peu plus travaille cette image est tres bonne !!!



J'ai changé des micro détails, après si quelqu'un a le courage d'améliorer l'image n'hésitez pas
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